Empress, huh? Sounds all mighty and stuff.

[raeschae]

So I decided to do this Tarot card thing that's going around today because a.) I am bored out of my skull, and b.) I was curious.

I'm putting the card under a cut because it's kind of massive.

You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. So I'm an idea incubator. The oven in which the idea bun warms. A uterus for ideas, if you will. I...don't even know what to say about that.

In other random and irrelevant news, I think my workplace is trying to kill me. Seriously. When I'm at home or in my car, I'm fine and dandy. Right as rain. *insert any like cliches here* When I get into my office, I start hacking like I'm losing a lung, and my eyes water like crazy. Allergies you say? Possibly. It could also be the mold growing inside the wall that the higher ups refuse to acknowledge is there. Good times.

Alright, I promise to stop spammin' y'all with useless pieces of non-fandom related madness now. Hopefully, I'll have some fic to share with you soon!

Comments

[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

I got... *insert dramatic booming voice* ((The World))

Supposedly I am the cervix through which everything is born. O.o

*cracks up* So if you are the womb and I am the cervix, if we team up we could totally take over the world. \0/

Ok, yea, mold is evil and is probably causing your symptoms. *hands you a huge can of lysol*

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

The World seems very important. (Though being a cervix isn't the most enviable thing ever, I don't guess.) We should totally team up, though. I'm up for some world domination right about now!!

The mold is an ongoing issue with us - one that will probably never be resolved. Meh, it's just our health. Who cares about that?

[arianstarr.livejournal.com]

Ah, mold. They found mold in the walls on every floor in my building except the one I work on. They gave us WSIB Exposure Incident forms we could fill out so that there is a record that we have worked in an environment containing mold in case there are issues later in life. FUN.

But yay, fic!

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

See, I wish that they would find the mold in our walls. We keep complaining about it - we can frikkin' SMELL it - but finding it would mean replacing walls that have been there for a hundred years and blah blah blah. Who cares if people get sick - let's don't change the integrity of the original building!

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

hahaha I took this test forever ago (which it's posted on my myspace :D) and I got *cue dramatic music*

I thought it was kind of right on all counts. HAHA...hmmmm I wonder if I take it again what I'd get? I shall go do so now...and return with my results! :D

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

Yup...just as I thought. I got THE MAGICIAN again. :D I love the way he sounds, too! All powerful and stuff. hehe!

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I don't know, man. Magician is cool, but I think Empress has a sweeter ring to it. ;)

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

uh huh....but have you actually read THE MAGICIAN'S entire bio? He's bad to the ass, yo! :D

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I barely read the Empress's full bio. Too much talk of wombs and whatnot. After spending the week planning my sister's baby shower, I am full up on the "life creating" at this point. I don't want to think about you being the idea sperm giver, and someone else being the idea cervix and me being the idea uterus and someone else being the idea midwife or whatever the fuck comes next. I prefer to think the stork brings me ideas, just like it delivered me to my mommy all those years ago. :D

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Well...actually...The Magician's bio did talk something about him being a creator...bringing ideas to life or something. So...maybe I AM the idea sperm giver! LINE UP LADIES! *smirk*

[stellarluna35.livejournal.com]

I had a co-worker I worked with for a very brief period of time because she quit after like a week due to her very bad mold allergies.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I believe it. In fact, if this doesn't get better, I might be having to do the same thing. It's getting out of control. And that blows, because I love my job.