So far today...

[raeschae]

...I have managed to spill a large white chocolate/caramel latte all over my desk and my pants (nothin' beats smellin' like a coffee-scented candle all day) and get hit on by two guys who - by all reasonable signs - were high off their asses. Apparently, my skin would look "so freaking fantastic" against his new sheets. Skeevy and yet oddly amusing (since I'm sure he wasn't so much in control of the words coming out of his mouth).

Anyway, these two things have convinced me that what this day needs is MOAR PORN! I'm adding some to the comment fic I wrote for 13chapters over at deirdre_c's sports meme and I'll post it up later this afternoon.

Who's got big plans for the weekend? I'm putting my WinProm outfit together and hitting the pumpkin patch with my nieces and nephews. Should be good times!!

Alright, now back to the porn...

Comments

[bflyw.livejournal.com]

Apparently, my skin would look "so freaking fantastic" against his new sheets.
Oh, wow! Aren't you glad to know?
LOL

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I don't know how I lived this long without knowing. :D

[lasvegas-lights.livejournal.com]

my plans this weekend are to sleep, eat chocolate and moan about how boring my life is - I think your plans sound much more fun!

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I don't know - the sleep and chocolate sound alright with me!

[ldyghst.livejournal.com]

*crinkles nose* That dude needs better pick up lines.

Ugh, please remind me again why I am trying to get a BA in English and Creative Writing? I'm so sick of having to write report on Emerson and Whitman. *headdesk* After this is turned in today, I have until next Thursday off. Now if only I could finish this...

Also, I haven't read porn in a week... I need to read porn... hell I need to read something other than literary essays written by men who thought women were only 'ovens for fetuses to grow in'. *steam out of ears* My professor is trying to make us mad on purpose I think to get us roweled up!

and I am rambling again.... great...

*hugs tight*

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

*hugs you back* I see now that the need for porn is stronger than I realized. No worries - I'm on it.

Also, I'll be cringing all day while thinkin gabout 'ovens for fetuses to grow in.' So, uh, thanks for that.

[ldyghst.livejournal.com]

Just sharing my pain! :D

*hugs*

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Why does no one ever say *I* would look amazing against their new sheets? I SO WOULD.

More porn always = a win! WOOOO.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

If you want me to send a couple of stoners your way to tell you, I'm sure they would be happy to oblige.

[expectative.livejournal.com]

High and/or drunk people can be really funny :P

And more porn is always welcome!

My big plans for the weekend? Cleaning my apartment and planning things for when I move out. Awesome, right?

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I hate moving, but it sounds better than having nothing to do!

[expectative.livejournal.com]

I'd rather do nothing at all, considering I'll move back with my parents for a while *is gonna cry*

[gwaeren.livejournal.com]

Once, a guy asked me to be his girlfriend with the line "Do you wanna be my girl?" I was confused, until I connected the dots.

Also, this one time my brother and I were at the Renaissance Fair and this old guy was chillin' in front of a chess board. He asked us if we wanted to play against him for ten bucks and we said no, and he said something about understanding, 'cause my brother had a pretty girl with him. We were like uh, no, s/he's my sister/brother, and he smiled and laughed and said, even better!

And this one time I was in Tractor Supply buying a dog collar and some m&m's and the dude behind me was all "So, you like m&m's?" I'd seen him when he first came in, and he had given me this ~look~, and when he said that (we were on line for the register) I was just like I knew it, he's a creeper!. He said something else about m&m's and I slipped in that they were for my boyfriend in my response, and he stopped.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I think what we have learned from these examples is that you should never again leave your house. :)

I met a guy at a party once who's big pick-up line was 'I'm really wasted - wanna fuck?' Needless to say, I did not.

[gwaeren.livejournal.com]

Sigh. The world is full of creepers.... they just don't know how much of a creep I am. >:D

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I notice you didn't share with the class all of the pick up lines you've used.

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

Just tell them next time that you like to write gay male erotic porn and you need a couple guys for (and use the quote fingers)"inspiration". They'll run like hell, and if they don't? Well you have nothing to worry about. LMAO!

[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

Oh I've totally been there with the whole spilling coffee on myself and my work. I had to file a brief once that smelled a little bit like a cinnamon dolce latte since I'd spilled my drink on the folder the papers where in. O.o

LOL! gotta love funny drunk/stoned people. You should totally be proud of your skin right now. ;D

My plan for the weekend? Well, at least for today it's getting home as soon as possible, turning off the phone, putting on some comfy clothes (which may include my fluffy lambie slippers) and snuggling in to watch Bill Maher, Vampire Diaries and SPN. Yea, not really in the mood for company tonight. I just want to be left alone with my tv shows.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a perfect night tonight - I think I'll do the same! Television and maybe a little writing and comfy clothes, here I come.

[batman-mcghee.livejournal.com]

yum = you smelling like a large white chocolate/carmel latte.

also, really? REALLY? guy with your stupid pick up line. THIS IS MY GORWLY FACE. i am not amused by this tool.

on the plus side, PORNZ!!

weekend plans? your naked skin against MY sheets. (TAKE THAT STUPID STONER.) ;)

okay, i'm done ranting. heart you.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. He was FUNNY!

Also, you'd think 'yum' but the coffee smell isn't the greatest perfume ever. It gets a little nauseating after awhile. Now, if you wanna eat some white chocolate and caramel, I'm not going to argue with that plan. ;)

[transfixeddream.livejournal.com]

Yeah but did your mom call you, tell you she bought 11 cases of soda, and she's going back for a potential 11 more?

If not, you can't complain. I'm just sayin'.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

My mom bought 12.

[katiebugs18.livejournal.com]

PUMPKIN PATCH!!!! So much fun.

More porn always makes a bad day better. Also, pumpkins. :)

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

The pumpkin patch is so fun - there's a corn maze and petting zoo (re: a bunch of little goats) and a hay ride and PUMPKINS. We had a blast last year, so this year should be equally awesome!!

[neutraldeviance.livejournal.com]

Well, I answered transfixeddream comment prompt over at the sports meme. Unfortunately, I made even that ficlet angsty and heartbreaking. The prompt was Dean watching Sam at swim practice. My Dean was broody, full of denial and self-abusive. I wonder if there's a connection between that and my real life...hmmmm...