Damn you, John Mayer!

[raeschae]

I have never in my life wanted fic based on a song as badly as I want fic based on this song. And by 'want fic' I mean that I want to read it, not write it myself. :)





I just remembered, that time at the market
snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart
And rode down, aisle 5
you looked behind you to smile back at me
crashed into a rack full of magazines
they asked us if we could leave.

Can't remember, what went wrong last September
Though I'm sure that you'd remind me, if you had to

Our love was, comfortable and
so broken in

I sleep with this new girl i'm still getting used to
my friends all approve, say she's gonna be good for you
they throw me, high fives
She says the bible is all that she reads
and prefers that I not use profanity
your mouth was, so dirty

Life of the party
and she swears that she's artsy
but you could distinguish
Miles from Coltrane

Our love was, comfortable and
so broken in
she's perfect, so flawless
or so they say, say

She thinks I can't see the smile that she's fakin'
and poses for pictures that aren't being taken
I loved you
grey sweat pants, no makeup, so perfect

Our love was, comfortable and
so broken in

she's perfect, so flawless
I'm not impressed, I want you back.

Comments

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I love it enough for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. Remember that one time when you never asked for things, but I made them and said they were for you anyway? :)

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

There are days, many of them, when you are my favorite person in the world. On those days, I would like to make you chili and watch you cry. Does that make me a bad person?

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

Depends. How delicious is your chili?

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

It's orgasmic.

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

Then you are a fantastic person.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

D'awwww. Thanks! That must be why I think you're so awesome, then!

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

If your chili was terrible, making me cry just to feed it to me would make you a terrible person. But I am fine with being exploited if I get chili and cuddles. #checkoutmyprioritiesyo

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I quite like your priorities, personally. Mostly because that means I also get cuddles. I'm a cuddleslut.

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

CUDDLES!!!!