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Title: The Future Has Arrived (A Disclaimer OneShot)
Author: raeschae
Pairing: J2
Rating: PG
Word Count 3400

Summary: Jared and Brayden are deadlocked over Brayden's future plans, and Jensen is stuck playing referee.
Part of the Disclaimer Verse.

Thanks to kiwiana for the super-quick beta. ♥
For taintedlove, who once upon a time asked me where Brayden was going to go to college. I told her that she would find out soon enough, and then I waited for six months to write the damn thing. Sorry, sweetie. Hope it was worth the wait.

( Higher education may or may not be highly overrated )

Title: Celebration (A Disclaimer Verse OneShot)
Author: raeschae
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5000

Summary: It's Jared's 30th birthday, and Jensen plans the perfect party (and gift) to celebrate the occasion.
Part of the Disclaimer Verse

For imaginethehappy, on her special day - hope it's nothing but awesome, and that all of your birthday wishes come true.

A/N: I teased this last week, but I had to wait until today because it's, apparently, the day to be born around here. Between imaginethehappy, princesslanie, and a couple of people IRL, I know four people who entered to world on this date however many years ago. Insanity! Anyway, this is my tribute.

Also, for those of you who don't know, I ran a Disclaimer comment meme last week, which resulted in amazing prompts from a lot of people, and twenty-three little timestamps in this verse. They're all under a thousand words and can be found here, if you wanna check them out. Each fic has it's own link, so you don't have to sort through everything if you don't want to, or don't have the time.

( Cut the cake this way . . .  )

Title: Just Skate (A Disclaimer Verse OneShot)
Author: raeschae
Pairing: Brief J2 (Mostly just Jensen in this one, though)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1550

Summary: Jensen loves Jared, Brayden, their friends, and Ollie. But he lives for skating.
A Jensen character study, of sorts, in the Disclaimer Verse.

A/N: For iniq, who loves skater!Jensen more than anyone I know. ;)

Also, for those who might be interested, I posted a Chris/Danneel/Steve threesome fic yesterday, but I wasn't sure where to pimp it, since it contains no J2. So if you wanna check it out, it's here: Trifecta.


( Words don't help. Only motion. This motion. The only one that's calmed, inspired, comforted, and encouraged him since he was twelve.  )

Title: Snow Men (a Disclaimer OneShot)
Author: raeschae
Pairing: J2
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Somewhere in the neighborhood of 1800

Summary: The Disclaimer crew’s take on Olympic snowboarding. (Wherein Jared is a tattoo god, Jensen is a boarder for life, and Brayden is a total fanboy.) This one’s kinda schmoopy, y’all. At least, for this ‘verse, it is.

AN: I swear, this weekend I am going to try to get to the sex! I owe kiwiana, nightporters, yasmine32068, and ldyghstwhisprer some PWP (or as close to it as I ever get), and I haven’t forgotten any of you. My muses aren’t dead, or even uninspired (three fics in one week? Seriously? What’s up with that?), but they obviously aren’t feeling very sexy. Rec me some hot OneShots in your comments, and maybe the mood will strike me!

Anyway, last night, while totally overdosing on two days of Olympic half pipe, I said to vamphile, "Please tell me that it’s a bad idea to write the Disclaimer boys watching the winter Olympics. My muse is screaming, but it could be dorky, and they wouldn’t do it, right?" She, in turn, said "You should totally write that!" I mentioned it later to imaginethehappy, and she said, "That's a great idea!" *headdesk* So, I woke up at 5:00 this morning, and this is what shook out of my brain. Hope you like it!

( The gang's all here, gathered around the flat screen to watch the Men's Half Pipe Snowboarding Finals. They're not particularly patriotic most times – there's no American flag hanging outside the shop or anything – but come on, man. It’s the Olympics. )

Title: Falling in the Black
Author:raeschae
Pairing:J2
Rating:PG-13
Word Count: 9800ish

Summary: There are only two people in the world who mean everything to Jared. Now he may lose one of them.
Part of the Disclaimer 'Verse.

A/N: I've been wanting to do this time stamp since I finished Sh*t Happens. A lot of other things took precedence, but now that it's done? I'm pretty fucking thrilled with it. I hope you guys like it.

FYI: This one falls, chronologically, some time after Like a Virgin. Also, the title comes from the Skillet song of the same name.

Graphics by: raeschae (Only dividers)

( One call. One moment. Everything changes. The entire world shatters. )

Title: Like a Virgin (a disclaimer!verse OneShot)
Author: raeschae
Beta: neutraldeviance
Graphics: raeschae
Rating: PG-13 for language
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, OMC (Brayden), Chad, Sophia, Genevieve
Warnings: Questionable parenting decisions? I don't know – there aren't really any this time.
Word Count: 1800+
Disclaimer: Really? I mean . . . really?

Summary: Convinced that he is now, at 16, a man, Brayden comes to collect on a deal he made awhile back with Jared. Unfortunately, his qualifications for manhood aren't exactly the same as Jared's.
Part of the disclaimer!verse

A/N: I've been itching to do this one for awhile. Takes place about six months after Geeked.

Also, I think it's only fair to warn you that this will be the last disclaimer!verse installment until the Christmas story in December. I need to, at the very least, try to write something else, I think. :)

One more quick thing? Graphics under the cut, so watch out if you need to.

( Everybody's nervous their first time. It's alright. Just relax. )

Title: Big Boy Bed
Author: raeschae
Beta: neutraldeviance
Rating: PG-13 for language
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, OMC (Brayden), Tom
Warnings: Just language, and a lot of man-whining.
Word Count: 2800+
Disclaimer: Still don't own them. I do, however, own my own big girl bed. :)

Summary: A new business venture stirs up issues Jared doesn't realize Jensen has.
Part of the disclaimer!verse

( Grow up! )

Title: Disclaimer: Sh*t Happens (5/5)
Author: raeschae
Beta: neutraldeviance, who totally rocks my socks off. You are my greatest supporter, cheerleader, and friend. Thank you, baby, for everything.
Graphics: raeschae
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Everybody Else.
Warnings: Swearing. Minimal suspense. Enough sweetness to cause cavities. Brush after reading!
Word Count: 3825
Disclaimer: For the last time, they're not mine. In reality, they belong to themselves, rumor has it possibly to each other. Who knows? All I know is that the version herein is a figment of my over-active imagination. Seriously? I have to say this every time? Sheesh.

Summary: “Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.” -John Lennon, Beautiful Boy
(Sequel to Disclaimer: We Will Not Be Held Responsible . . . I won't say you absolutely have to read that one first, but I will say you might be a little lost if you don't.)

A/N: Alright, y'all. This be the final chapter/epilogue of this installment in the crazy animal that has taken over my life. You know it as the disclaimer!verse. Once again, I find myself reading through this chapter and just knowing that it's not the end. A little birdie put an idea in my ear for a possible two or three chapter holiday offering – I'm sure the guys just love Christmas – and I'm working on an idea for Brayden's first love. And, as always, I'm open to suggestions, so if there's something you want to see the boys doing, let me know!


Graphic's still under the cut.

( And this is how it ends . . .  )

Title: Disclaimer: Sh*t Happens (3/5)
Author: raeschae
Beta: neutraldeviance
Graphics: raeschae
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, OMC (Brayden), OMC (not-Brayden), Danneel, Mike, Genevieve, Katie, Sandy, Chad/Sophia, Steve, Tom (I think the only person not in this chapter is Chris, and that's just cause I didn't realize he wasn't here until after the story was done.)
Warnings: Swearing. Manhandling (not of the pleasant, sexual kind). A little bit o' angst thrown in for good measure. Also, you might wanna grab a tissue – this one made me tear up, and I knew it was gonna happen.
Word Count: 5621
Disclaimer: The author of this story does not know any of the aforementioned real persons on whom these characters were based. She also does not, in any way, claim this to be a factual representation of actual events. Duh.

Summary: “Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.” -John Lennon, Beautiful Boy
(Sequel to Disclaimer: We Will Not Be Held Responsible . . . I won't say you absolutely have to read that one first, but I will say you might be a little lost if you don't.)

Graphics still under the cut, 'cause my tat kink is outta control. :)

( Clock's tickin' . . .  )