Disclaimer Comment Fic

[raeschae]

Okay, so I'm about to get ready to head to work, but I wanted to let you all know that the next installment in the Disclaimer Verse is coming. I'll post it on Monday, and I'm saving it for reasons you will find out on that day.

In the meantime, I'm itching to write something short and sweet . . . Last time I offered up comment fic, it wasn't that specific, but this time, I really wanna write some short Disclaimer. Conversations, snippets, nothing over 1,000 words. I'm going to try to keep them to 500. So don't prompt me with something epic, but if there's a short little something you'd like to see, let me know and I'll try to get it up in the next forty-eight to seventy-two hours, depending on the demand.

I don't put time limits on most of these posts, but this one will close on Sunday, April 11.

OH, and just so you know, it doesn't have to be J2. I'll write anyone in the Disclaimer Verse.

ETA: As much fun as this has been (and it really has been awesome!), this meme is now closed. Under the cut, you will find links to 23 individual threads - that's twenty-frickin'-three Disclaimer time stamps. Insanity. You guys astound me with your love for these boys, and I was surprised and overwhelmed to see which parts of their lives stick with you, and which ones you want to know more about.

Thanks to everyone who left a prompt, and to those of you who left other comments, after they were written. Y'all never cease to leave me speechless.



1. Jensen is injured and can't dye his own hair. - for witchy78

2. Brayden's first disasterous attempt to trick out his bike. - for vamphile

3. Jared and Chad hanging out and being BFF's. - for plastacine_star

4. Jared being jealous/possessive while clueless Jensen gets hit on. - for ellyk29

5. Jensen meets Mike before he buys Ollie. - for live_laugh_love

6. future!fic: Brayden getting married. - for chekiita

7. An intervention. - for nightporters

8. Jensen dragging Jared to a concert. - for akadougal

9. Brayden's friend hits on Jensen. Jared is possessive. - for krisd81

10. Jared and Jensen's first anniversary tattoo. - for lasvegas_lights (and several others)

11. Jared finds Jensen contemplating life at Ollie. - for nickgregfan

12. Brayden and Demi schmoop. - for taintedlove

13. Jensen missing Jared while Jared is away on business. - for kubis

14. Chris/Danneel/Steve the morning after a hook up. - for kskitten

15. Brayden has trouble asking the guys for something he needs. - for sothcweden

16. Jensen watches Jared shave in the morning. - for kissesxobecki

17. Femslash, of the Katie/Genevieve variety. - for kiwiana

18. Jared sustains a minor injury, and doesn't tell Jensen. - for naranga

19. Brayden asks Sophia for advice on girls. - for gemini8

20. The night after the morning after the prequel. - for jesseofthenorth

21. Jared wants Jensen to make an appearance on the last episode of his show. - for stellarluna35

22. Jensen's mom is a total fangirl for Slinging Ink. - for plasticine_star

23. Jared talks about his tattoos. - for bellaaurora

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

“Hi . . . Um, yeah, I think so. It's Friday . . . oh, yeah, okay. Saturday.” His face twists even further when he cuts his eyes back to Jensen. “I don't . . . um, probably? You don't have to . . . oh. . . Yeah, no, that's . . . sure. I guess so.”

Jensen has to cover his mouth to keep from laughing when Jared's shoulders fall and the utter look of misery washes over his face. God, he loves his mother, and she means well, but she can't possibly know how treacherous this is for Jared.

“Thanks, Mrs. . . uh . . . Donna. . . I'll tell 'em. . . Huh? I don't . . . No, nobody's said anything . . . oh, um, well . . . yeah, I guess. . . . He's, what? . . . Oh, no, he's cool . . . The girl . . . I have no idea . . . No, he's not really . . . yeah, he's . . . oh, okay. . . Yeah, no, it was good to talk to you, too. . . Sure. . . Bye.”

He nearly throws the phone back at Jensen when the call is disconnected. And all Jensen can do is laugh.

“You better fuckin' learn to suck your own cock, fucker. Cause I ain't fuckin' do it for a long motherfuckin' time.”

“What the hell was that?” Jensen feels like his stomach might explode, and his face hurts from trying to hold the laughter in for too long.

“First,” Jared holds up a finger, “She wanted to know if it was okay to send Sandy something for her birthday. It's Saturday, not Friday, by the way. She found that out from her profile on the Bravo sight, apparently. She's just going to send her something small, here to the house, so we can wrap it and give it to her at the party she's having at Trash.”

“The fuck does my mom know where Sandy's party is?”

“It's on the message boards,” Jared answers flatly. “Also, there's an auction running at some fan site, to benefit Haiti or some shit, so she wondered if I could get some autographed art from the crew for her to donate.” Jensen laughs again, but Jared goes on. “Also, our son is too young to be tied down to one girl, but that redhead he brought in the shop last week was far too trashy for him.”

And Jensen can't hold it in any more. “My mom's a total Slinging Ink fangirl!”

Jared points to the stairs. “Get out.”

He gets half-way to the stairs before turning and asking, “Do you think she writes fanfiction about you on the internet?”
The music blares once again, but not before Jensen hears Jared deadpan, “I hate you.”

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[nicefeet.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! AWESOME.

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm pretty sure this is a result of an awesome prompt, and the fact that it's the 23rd ficlet I've written in three days. My disclaimer brain is mush. ;)

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[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

ASDFGHJKL!!!!

To awesome for words. :D

Poor Jared. Now he has to show up to Sandy's party with a little gift bag from the mother in law. AHAHAHAHAHA

God, I loved the bit about the red head being trashy for Bray. That's such a grandma thing to do. ;)

I might have been on my 3rd tequila of the day when I asked for this one my mind is a crack filled place so I'm proud to have inspired this one. :D

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

I chalk it up to 23 fics in 3 days . . . my brain is soup, as Jensen would say. But it's cool, because I got to end on a high note for the day. Seriously, it's such crack, but it was a SUPER fun prompt to write.

Slam another one for me - I'm callin' it a day as far as writing goes!

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[bellaaurora.livejournal.com]

This had me giggling on the floor with the perfect crackiness. I can totally imagine her doing it too. THIS: “Do you think she writes fanfiction about you on the internet?”

p.s. I think you may have meant "site" here: "She found that out from her profile on the Bravo sight, apparently."

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was jumping back and forth on that . . . these are all unbeta'd, which is probably pretty obvious!

And yeah . . . someday I'll write Donna's fanfiction about Jared . . . or maybe I won't.

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[chekiita.livejournal.com]

so up until “My mom's a total Slinging Ink fangirl!” i was laughing as hard ans Jensen but "“Do you think she writes fanfiction about you on the internet?”" tears started coming out of my eyes. so in a couple of days you've killed me, made me pee my pants laughing, and totally blew my head off.
keep up the good work, I love this verse!

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

This is my brain on crack, apparently.

And thank you - I hope you continue to love it!

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[live-laugh-love.livejournal.com]

HA! It would TOTALLY go down like that and she's be all over the fic!

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Lord, can you imagine?

"Jensen, I just read this . . . what's it called? Slash fic? About you and Jared . . . and it's very explicit. Is this what you boys do down in Mexico?"

I should stop thinking about this!

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[live-laugh-love.livejournal.com]

"Jensen. Some of these stories...well...these young ladies have very ACTIVE imaginations....did you know that you like to trace Jared's tattoos with your tongue? Good lord, sweetie. You don't have that much free time...do you? Hello? Jensen? Sweetie are you still there....?"

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Oh god, can you imagine how HORRIFIED Jensen would be?

"I don't know, son, it's all very confusing. There are so many different . . . Jensen, before you met Jared, you were doing alright, weren't you? I mean, you weren't really a prostitute? . . . Jensen? Why are you laughing? This is not funny, young man! You could have been hurt!"

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[live-laugh-love.livejournal.com]

OMG this made me laugh so hard.

"now, really, sweetie. Tell me. Does he really make you squeal like a *girl*? That's what all these young ladies seem to think. I can't imagine...what, Alan? You want to know what? Jensen, your dad wants to know if Jared can really keep you propped up against a wall and you don't touch the floor when you...you know..."

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

And that's the point when Jensen turns to Jared, holds out the phone, and says, "My dad has a question for you."

And Jared's answer would be, "Can I . . . um . . . we don't . . . they say what now? No. No, we don't do that. At least, not anymore." And then he hangs up the phone and glares at Jensen and says, "Never again."

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[iniq.livejournal.com]

XD Jensen's mom! ♥
And teasing cracking-up!Jensen. How much fun must he be stoned...

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Seriously . . . maybe someday, I'll write that.

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[witchy78.livejournal.com]

Do you think she writes fanfiction about you on the internet? : creepy ;o) lol

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[sprnaturalgrl.livejournal.com]

That fucking RULED, honey.

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[spilled-coffee.livejournal.com]

I almost fell off my chair because I had to laugh so hard. Hehe.

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's such crack. Such ridiculous, silly crack.

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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[kskitten.livejournal.com]

LOOOOL. So funny!

Was watching very sad and a little sappy and very emotional Home Makeover and was crying a lot so I needed to come to my happy place!!!! And that reminded me I never got around to reading the latest installment yesterday, so I got more new fic waiting for me. I am glad you are such an awesome fangirl for our boys!!!!

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[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it - it's pretty off-the-wall for me, but it was a fun oner.