Disclaimer Comment Fic

[raeschae]

Now that I have a time table for all of my challenges, I know that I'm not going to have as much time in the beginning of November as I thought I was going to have. Also, thanks to a screw up in my vacation days at work, I have the next three days off, so I'm offering this now instead of later. I hope that's okay!




Here be the rules:
* This is only for the Disclaimer 'verse.
* Any pairing or character goes.
* Any rating is allowed.

* This meme is now closed for prompts. *

ETA: Upon further inspection, I have counted 60 individual prompts submitted for this meme. You guys are kind of amazing. Anyway, there's no way I'm going to have them done by Wednesday night, so I'm just going to aim for getting them done as soon as I can. So far, I've finished eight. Uh...I should pick up the pace. OH, and if you don't get a reply to your comments right away, please know that I'm trying to power through the fills - I'll get back to you, I promise!



1. You Wanna Pierce My What? for transfixeddream
Prompt: Jensen or Jared contemplates the idea of getting a prince Albert. The other really, really approves.
2. Unspoken Apology for batman_mcghee
Prompt: Jared makes up with Bray after being a dick when he was in pain and on meds after breaking his finger
3. Prince Albert for kiwiana
Prompt: So, Jared - has tattoos. A lot of tattoos. Obviously. But he's never (from what I can remember, and this is a sign that I should reread the 'verse, clearly) had something pierced. He decides to get something relatively painful (nipple? IDK, go wild here) pierced, and... doesn't handle it well. Cue incessant mocking from Jensen, obviously
4. Jealous Looks Good on You for ellyk29
Prompt: One of the guys, don't care which J, gets a little tempted by another male... lots of angst and good make-up sex.
5. Not So Bad for 04dreamer04
Prompt: Jared getting a tattoo and needing an outlet for all that pent up adrenaline.
6. Psuedo-Date Night for imaginethehappy
Prompt: Jared, Genevieve quality time
7. Only Child Syndrome for plasticine_star
Prompt: High School aged Brayden being jealous of a new skate prodigy who seems to be spending a lot of time with Jensen. Bray is not happy to be sharing his dad so he decides to rediscover his love of skating to get Jensen's attention back. Jared has to listen to Bray bitch about it.
8. It All Comes Back to This for nickgregfan
Prompt: A death in jensen's family...can be a grandparent or cousin or something. The boys + brayden heads to texas and sees the extened for the first time in forever.
9. Please Leave a Message for live_laugh_love
Prompt: Jared finally breaks Jensen's steel willed control - aka someone realizes that Jensen is getting blown while he's talking to them.
10. Can We Keep Him? for nickgregfan
Prompt: A puppy named harley "finds" the J's, jensen is not impressed, jared is in love. just what WILL jared do to keep that puppy.
11. A Real Classy Couple for mdlaw
Prompt: Jared kidnaps Jensen and takes him for a bike ride to a secluded cabin.
12. Sleep It Off for callistosh65
Prompt: One of them sick and being very stoic about it ( fever, flu ). Cue lots of care-taking Disclaimer style
13. Dancing with the Stars for quiet000001
Prompt: Someone tries to convince someone from the tattoo shop to be on Dancing with the Stars or one of those other celebrity reality shows.
14. Late Night Swim for aythia
Prompt: Sex, in the water (ocean preferrred)
15. Trauma for gomustangs2002
Prompt: Jensen & Jared both get semi-badly hurt (enough for hospital stay) and Bray freaks, the crew is there to set him strait and help J&J.
16. If I Had a Million Dollars for taintedlove
Prompt: I really want more Chad/Sophia. I am in the mood for some Chad stops being a dick just long enough to make Soph fall back in love with him.
17. The Marriage Ref for nightporters
Prompt: Brayden plays marriage counselor.
18. Family Time for claudia_nic
Prompt: I'd like some more quality time with the in-laws. Maybe less stressfull than the last time Jensen was around, because he's getting used to the entire idea and Brayden is all enthusiastic about going to see the grandparents again.
19. This Is So Weird for silverblaze85
Prompt: So....Bray got engaged to his girl, right? Now, I don't see either Jared nor Jensen picturing themselves as dads. Let alone grandfathers. But boy meets girls and usually winds up in that little situation, so it'd be rather awesome to see the boys there.
20. TV Star for niquita_gia
Prompt: A reaction after Jensen makes an appearance on Slinging Ink. Not a fanficcy, sex reaction but just a how people see the actual person behind the impossible to deny, never seen presence in the show finally being visible.
21. Drive Me Crazy for witchy78
Prompt: I want to read a hurt or sick!jensen with a caring and protective Jared.
22. Quality Time for kubis
Prompt: I'd love to read something about Jensen's retirement, how he adjust to that and how much sex they have how even if he's not used to not working, he appreciates the time it gives him with Jared.
23. Good Morning for sd_singer
Prompt: Rough sex with UberToppy!Jared.
24. Meat Market for blondie_lottie
Prompt: I'd really like to see how the J's cope with the normal domestic tasks (pfft) like cleaning the house, food shopping - maybe being recognised in the store - and how they keep their cool image up at the same time. Do they fight over who has to mop? Take out the garbage? Or do they cheat and get the girls?
25. Sexyback for sigrundora
Prompt: Jared, in a fit of unexpected domesticatedness (that IS a word), decides to bake brownies or chocolate cake and, since he's home alone, blasts his favourite guilty pleasure pop princess music. Jensen comes in when Jay is singing into the whisk and engrossed in the song. Jensen mocks but then gets into the spirit of things and ... (possibly kitchen/chocolate porn, but not neccessary)
26. Minor Surgery for pkg8416
Prompt: We saw how Jared acted when Jensen was in the hospital with bacterial meningitis in "Falling in the Black" so I want to see how Jensen would react if the tables were turned. Like a cancer scare that requries an operation to romve a tumor.
27. Like the First Time, Only Better for Flora
Prompt: I was wondering if maybe you could write something about Mike and Tom's history: how they met, how Tom fell for Mike (or the other way around), maybe how Mike felt during all those times when Tom pretended that he wasn't gay while he remained married to Jaime. Stuff like that. I am sure there's much to say about the chemistry between the two of them.
28. Blue for mutzelpuste
Prompt: I would like the first time Jensen dyed his hair, his motivation to do it, the reactions all around (parents, Chris, school...).
29. Role Models for akadougal
Prompt: I'd like a fic during Brayden's parents evening. 'Authority figures' and the boys mesh so well.
30. The Best Part of Waking Up for kskitten
Prompt: I'd like some Daneel/Chris/Steve fic. The three of them sexing or having some breakfast together or both!
31. The Scary One for saone77
Prompt: I'd love to see Jensen laying down the law with Brock. Like, he's trying his damnedest to be laid back, and chill, and so not jealous, but then the actor does something so completely shameless that Jensen has to put his foot down... in Brock's ass.
32. Lean on Me for naranga
Prompt: How about...Brayden making a casual comment to Jared that really ends up digging into him, because of something from his past that Brayden's unaware of or because Jared takes it the wrong way or something. Cue Jared funk & Jensen's brand of comfort & mediation.

Comments

[batman-mcghee.livejournal.com]

limit of prompts per person?

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

None, but I'll make sure everyone has one prompt filled before I go back to fill seconds. Does that make sense?

And if you could do separate comments for each prompt, that will help me make sure that I fill everything.

[transfixeddream.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna leave a dozen. Maybe. But first!

Jensen or Jared contemplates the idea of getting a prince Albert. The other really, really approves.

Or, you know, cut the contemplating and jump right to the healed prince Albert being worshipped. I'm not picky.

You Wanna Pierce My What? 1/2

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

If Jensen thinks he's remotely stealth, he's crazy. After nearly ten years together, Jared can read him like that book on the bedside table, especially when he has something on his mind. So when he comes out of the bathroom to find Jensen staring blankly at the television, he knows something is up.

Settling onto his side of the bed, Jared nips quickly at Jensen's earlobe and then smiles and asks, “What?” when Jensen looks over.

“What?” Jensen asks back, smirking a little. To his credit, he knows how transparent he is and doesn't so much try to hide it when he has something on his mind these days.

Jared shifts, settling a hand on the inside of Jensen's bare thigh. “Just tell me.”

“I'm thinkin' about getting another piercing,” Jensen says, light reflecting off the silver ring in his eyebrow when it raises.

“Yeah?” Jared's hand slides along Jensen's leg. “Where?”

Jensen shrugs and slides down on the bed, forcing Jared's hand further up his thigh. “I don't know. Give me your expert opinion.”

He can't help chuckling at the invitation, but instead of speaking, he stretches his little finger to brush the head of Jensen's dick and then looks up with a mischievous grin.

“Dude, no,” Jensen recoils a little, raising his leg as though to shield himself from Jared's touch.

“Oh, come on,” Jared protests, moving to straddle Jensen's hips and run his hands down his sides. “It would be so hot, Jen.”

Jensen raises his knees, planting his feet on the bed and pushing Jared's shoulders until he leans back against his upturned legs. “I am not sticking a ring through my penis. I already pierced my fucking tongue for you,” he reminds, sticking out said tongue to show off the bar in the center of his tongue.

Maybe this is a conversation best had in a different position, fully clothed. Jared's dick really likes the image of Jensen's tongue ring. “But it feels so fucking good,” Jared argues, blunt nails scraping over Jensen's stomach. “For both of us.”

Rolling his eyes, Jensen grabs Jared's hands and pushes them out to the sides. “You're talking about sticking a six gauge ring through my cock.”

[batman-mcghee.livejournal.com]

In previous comment fic (round 2), Jared broke his finger and couldn’t tattoo. He was pretty mean to Brayden and Brayden felt like Jared was acting like Rick, so Bray left until Jared stopped. I commented that Jared should find a way to make it up to Bray. You said wait for another comment fic prompt. This is my official request for ‘Jared makes up with Bray after being a dick when he was in pain and on meds after breaking his finger’

Unspoken Apology 1/1

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

This is a follow up to this (http://raeschae.livejournal.com/34678.html?thread=1481078#t1481078) comment fic, originally written for billysgirl5.
*

Jared fucked up.

It wasn't Brayden's fault that Jared broke his fingers or that he didn't know how to deal with it. It wasn't his fault that Jared snapped at him and acted like an asshole. It's not Brayden's fault that Jared still doesn't have the hang of this parenting thing just yet.

It's also not Brayden's job to fix this rift between them.

He came home yesterday, talked to Jensen for awhile and kind of acted like Jared wasn't there, and then disappeared into his room for the rest of the night. It's weird; Jared never wanted to be a dad in the first place so Brayden avoiding him shouldn't be so disturbing. This kid has changed his life way too fucking much.

Taking the stairs two at a time, he stops outside of Brayden's door to roll his eyes at the emo music playing inside. If the kid is eating ice cream and crying when Jared goes in, the whole deal is off.

“Hey,” he shouts, pounding his fist against the door twice. “Bray, come on, man. Open up!”

He's used to fighting with Jensen but he can't exactly make his asshole behavior up to Brayden the same way. He can't make it up to the kid at all if he doesn't open the damn door.

Raising his hand to pound again, he's surprised when Brayden yanks the door open and looks at him expectantly. “Did you need something?”

Jared wants to tell him to drop the attitude, but he figures he can't really blame him this time. “You busy?”

Brayden shrugs but steps back from the door. He flops back onto the bed and grabs the sketch pad at his side. “What do you want?”

“You're really gonna make me work for this, aren't you?” Jared chuckles a little but it feels awkward and weird. He's not exactly good at apologies. “So there's this Killswitch show tomorrow night,” he tries again, stuffing his hand into his back pocket and pulling out a couple of tickets for one of Brayden's favorite bands, Killswitch Engage. “You wanna go?”

“Are you trying to buy me?” Brayden's eyes are skeptical; he's always been smarter than he looks or lets on.

Jared shrugs and crosses his arms, tickets still visible. “Is it working?”

Brayden stares at him for a second longer and then sits up a little straighter. “Maybe. Where is it?”

Never let it be said that Jared does anything half way. With a bright grin, he answers, “New York.”

For a brief moment, Brayden beams but he schools it quickly so as not to look like a geeked out fanboy. “I guess that could be cool.” Finally, after what feels like days, Brayden smiles at Jared. “How many tickets did you get?”

It's not about buying Brayden at all, not for Jared. “Two,” he answers and when Brayden's smile widens, he knows that the kid gets it. It's about hanging out together for a couple of days and proving to himself, and to Brayden, that he can be the kind of dad that Brayden needs him to be.

Before they can get all misty-eyed and have to hug or something, Jared nods. "Pack your shit. We leave in two hours."

[transfixeddream.livejournal.com]

Sometime while Brayden is in high school, he auditions for the school production of *insert Shakespeare play here* to impress a girl. Jared and Jensen help him practice. But mostly just to mock.

[kiwiana.livejournal.com]

OMG I am so looking forward to this :P

[kiwiana.livejournal.com]

OH BB HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED. ^_^

I'm at work, so one prompt now and the rest later, I'm thinkin'...

So, Jared - has tattoos. A lot of tattoos. Obviously. But he's never (from what I can remember, and this is a sign that I should reread the 'verse, clearly) had something pierced. He decides to get something relatively painful (nipple? IDK, go wild here) pierced, and... doesn't handle it well. Cue incessant mocking from Jensen, obviously ;)

Prince Albert 1/2

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

This is kind of a continuation of the aforeposted You Want Me to Pierce What? (http://raeschae.livejournal.com/69154.html?thread=3067682#t3067682)
*

It's been the most entertaining two weeks of Jensen's life. When he suggested that Jared get his own Prince Albert piercing instead of pushing Jensen to get one, he never though it was going to happen. Jared doesn't do piercings. Okay, he does them occasionally for other people, but ink has always been his form of self-expression.

Jensen most certainly never expected to come home and find Jared staring at his naked self in the mirror, wincing every time he moved because of the ring sticking out of his cock.

“The fuck'd you do that for?” Jensen had asked, leaning in the bathroom doorway.

“Cause I'm a fucking idiot,” had been Jared's response. Then he sucked another breath between his teeth and shook his head, gingerly tapping at the head of his cock. “I'm never gonna get hard again.”

Jensen rolled his eyes and stepped over to push Jared's hip until he turned toward Jensen. His first instinct was to punch Jared for disfiguring his cock like that – Jensen was a big fan of Jared's cock just the way it was, thank you very much – but he took a second to look at it, really look at it, and he changed his mind a little bit. It was really pretty hot.

“You're gonna be fine,” Jensen rolled his eyes, skimming his fingers over Jared's abs. “Ya big baby.”

“Burns,” was Jared's response.

“Well, yeah. Dude, you just let someone push a sharp object into your fucking urethra. D'ya think it was gonna tickle?”

Jared didn't appreciate that question, pushing Jensen back and stepping away. “I did this for you, asshole. You could try bein' a little more sensitive.” As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he rolled his eyes at himself. Jensen was going to do it, so it was nice to have Jared save him the trouble. “Dude, I have to piss.”

For some reason, that was the funniest thing Jensen had ever heard. He laughed until tears flowed down his cheeks and then again when Jared grunted in pain while he tried to pee. Jared would get over the pain but Jensen would have that moment in the bathroom – and the ones that followed – forever. Sometimes, his life was awesome.

He's done a lot of reading, talked to Katie, to find out that PA's heal pretty quickly. Jensen has been biding his time and teasing Jared's cock until he winces and pulls away. It's fun, but Jensen is horny as hell and it's time to stop treating Jared with kid gloves. He's getting it up tonight if it kills both of them.

By the time he heads upstairs for the night, Jared is already in bed, naked beneath the sheet. He's reading; there's nothing in the world more sexy than that. Well, there are a few things but it's pretty fucking' hot.

Jensen strips out of his tee shirt and jeans and rips the sheet away from Jared's legs. “Put the book down,” he orders, positioning himself between Jared's thighs. Jared just looks at him. “Or don't. Doesn't really matter to me. I'm gonna play with this fucker either way.”

#2

[batman-mcghee.livejournal.com]

Remember how Jensen picked P!nk as his “freebie”? I’d like to see Jared’s “freebie” be Randy Orton, and Jared goes through with it on the condition that Jensen gets to watch, and say what goes and what doesn’t. AND, I want Jensen and Jared to decide that from then on, they’re not gonna be allowing anybody else in their bedroom. Set early on in their relationship.

Re: #2

[live-laugh-love.livejournal.com]

THIS THIS THIS

[transfixeddream.livejournal.com]

JARED/OMC! Pre-J2, obviously.

Messing around a lot and the closest thing to a relationship teen Jared's had up to that point. Mostly, I just wanna see Jared's views on love, sex, and other things long before Jensen comes into the picture.

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

OMG THIS

#3

[batman-mcghee.livejournal.com]

Jared and Jensen get into a pretty big fight. To the point where they storm off and both end up leaving the house mad and don’t come home. Brayden sees the whole thing and gets increasingly more worried as the time goes by and the boys don’t answer his calls or come home. Finally, on the verge of a freak out (or tears), Bray calls Chad for help, saying “I think my Dads just broke up”. Chad to the rescue.

Re: #3

[4everdestined.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A MUST. good one. =D

[ellyk29.livejournal.com]

MMMMM, one of the guys, don't care which J, gets a little tempted by another male... lots of angst and good make-up sex.

Jealous Looks Good on You 1/2

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

There's no actual sex in this, but I wrote it awhile ago and never posted it, so I hope it works for what you wanted. Maybe. A little bit.
*
“You know you're ginormous, right?”

Jared drags his eyes from his watch to look at Genevieve, slumped low in her chair while rolling her eyes in his direction. “What are you talking about?”

She shakes her head and tucks a strand of cherry-red hair behind her ear. “Subtle's not your strong suit.” She nods toward the phone in his hand and then adds, “You've been checking it every thirty seconds for the last two hours.”

Just because it's true doesn't mean Jared likes having it pointed out. “Don't you have work to do?”

“Dude, he works, like, a hundred yards away. You wanna see what's up, go fucking talk to him.”

Maybe she's right. But so what if he's been checking his phone for text messages and missed calls for the last two hours. It's not like Jensen to go that long without having something random to tell him. It's weird that he hasn't tried to call, or stopped in, all day. He's not completely co-dependent, so he hasn't been worried or whatever, but if he was? It wouldn't be any of her business anyway.

“It's not like we don't all know where he is,” Sophia points out, like Genevieve's the dumb one for even making a big deal about it.

Except that Jared doesn't know where Jensen is. “We do?”

“Are you completely fucking blind, man?” Katie laughs, and Jared's starting to feel like the only one who isn't in on the joke. “That whole half of the pier's been shut down all fucking day. You didn't bother asking why?” When he still looks blank, she goes on, “They're shooting some movie down there today or some shit.”

Jared's on his feet, giving up the illusion of subtle, before any of them can say any more. He's a jealous guy by nature, granted, but he'll be damned if he's going to let Jensen spend the whole day hanging out with movie stars and shit without some supervision. He tells himself that he doesn't trust them, but Jensen likes to look at what he can't touch sometimes.

It really doesn't take too long to locate him. They're between shots, the extras riding bikes around the Ollie course and around the pier while they wait for their next instructions. The director, a skinny little emo runt of a thing, is checking footage at one of the monitors. At his side, Jensen.

“I fuckin' hate that guy,” Jared grits between clenched teeth.

“You don't even know him,” Danneel points out.

“Whatever.”

[04dreamer04.livejournal.com]

J2 - Jared getting a tattoo and needing an outlet for all that pent up adrenaline

Not So Bad 1/1

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

“Alright, what's the verdict?” Sophia asks with a snap of her latex gloves as she pulls them off and drops them in the trash next to her station.

Jared stands and walks to the mirror on the wall beside her chair, flexing a little to admire the way the ointment over his new ink glints in the light over over his pec. “It's perfect,” he grins, turning to drop a kiss on the top of her head. “Thanks, Soph.”

“Man,” Chad whines, coming through the curtain. “Every fuckin' time I turn around, you're tryin' to mack on my girl. What the fuck is up with that?”

“Not his fault he knows how to appreciate a woman,” Sophia fires back, reaching out to run her finger under the risen skin of the new ink. “Does my feeling you up make you uncomfortable?”

“Yes,” Chad answers for Jared who just smiles and flips him off over his shoulder.

Grabbing a square of gauze from his own station, Jared tapes it over his chest and pulls his tee shirt over his head. “I'm headin' out,” he announces, pulling his keys out of his top drawer. “Call me if you need me.”

Owning his own business has been great for a lot of reasons, but one of the best is being able to leave whenever he feels like it. After a good tat, he really fucking feels like it.

He's wired, being inked always does this to him, and he needs to release some of the energy. He used to get on his bike or head to a club or something. These days, he can think of better ways to burn some energy.

The skate park at the end of the pier doesn't look like much yet but Jensen has been busting his ass to get it cleaned up and ready for business while still hanging on to his job at Element. Jared would be lying if he said he wasn't waiting for the day Jensen is working right down the pier all the time.

Jensen's alone in the main showroom when Jared walks in, paint roller in one hand and a Red Bull in the other. “Dude, where have you been? I told you I'm not doin' this shit by my fucking self.” He looks over his shoulder, irritation fading into a pleased smile. “Oh, it's you.”

Jared doesn't bother answers, just grabs Jensen's hips and pushes him up against the wall, narrowly avoiding the wet paint. He crushes his mouth to Jensen's, immediately sliding his tongue in to lick against the roof of his mouth and swallow his moan. Wedging his thigh between Jensen's legs, Jared slides his hands under Jensen's shirt and squeezes high at his sides.

“Hey,” Jensen gasps, pulling back and hitting his head against the wall. “Hi.”

Growling, Jared goes in for another kiss, catching Jensen's neck when he turns his face. Doesn't matter – he can work with whatever skin he can get right now.

“Dude,” Jensen laughs, squirming a little to push Jared back and suck a heavy gulp of air. “Man, not that I don't love being shoved against a wall and whatnot, but what the fuck?”

Though he'd rather be on his knees right now, Jared takes a second to lift his shirt and show Jensen the bandage covering his new art. He kind of loves that Jensen nods knowingly and gives him another hard kiss instead of asking what that has to do with anything. Sometimes he thinks Jensen might be able to read his mind which is, frankly, equal parts awesome and terrifying.

Jared is fumbling with Jensen's belt when he hears, “Alright, I got beer and pizza,” at the front door. He wants to bang his head against the wall but settles for burying a face against Jensen's shoulder. “Am I interruptin' somethin'?”

Jensen laughs, pushing Jared away to go grab a beer bottle from Chris. He brings the bottle back to Jared and presses a kiss to the side of his head. “You wanna burn it off, you can help us paint,” he suggests.

It's not at all what he had in mind, but it's not so bad when Jensen hands him a roller and says, “I'll paint your ass white later.” It's hilarious and cheesy and ridiculous, but it's not so bad.

[imaginethehappy.livejournal.com]

I'm shamelessly prompting with Jared, Genevieve quality time fic. Maybe Gen is at the shop working on something and Jared comes busting in, not expecting anyone, and she's right place right time for Disclaimer!bonding. (y'know that special snarky way people tend to bond...)

<3

Psuedo-Date Night 1/2

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Sorry, the snark got lost in the schmoop. I fail!
*
Jared promised Jensen that he would just grab the business card he left on his station and then he'd head right back home. Their movie marathon can wait a few minutes, especially when Jared isn't intending on coming back to the shop for a few days.

It's not all that unusual for Genevieve to be here late, except that it's Saturday and nobody prowls a club on Saturday nights like Genevieve.

“Hey,” he calls out, stepping through the curtain.

She spins in her chair until she facing away from him, hands on her face. “Hey,” she responds, voice tight and too forced. “What, um, what are you doing here?”

He wants to remind her that he owns the place, comes and goes at pretty much any hour, but it's obvious that she's upset. Something about that bothers him more than he'll be comfortable telling her. “What's wrong?”

She jerks when he rests a hand on her back and Jared pulls back to lean against the reception desk, to give her a little space. “Nothing. I'm good.”

“Wow,” Jared marvels with a soft smile. “You are a terrible liar.” Genevieve narrows her eyes at him. “No, I mean, really. I thought Bray was bad, but you fucking suck out loud at it.” She cracks a small smile and Jared brushes a few tears away from the corner of her eye with his thumb. “Talk to me.”

She sighs and slumps back in her chair. “It's stupid. My grandma's coming out to visit next week, right? And my mom just sent me an e-mail with all this shit she wants me to do, or not do. Don't bring any girls home. Don't talk about liking girls. Make sure I cover all my tattoos. Find a nice guy to bring to dinner.” She leans forward and catches her face in her hands. “Fuck my life.”

Jared's first inclination is to tell her to wear a tube top and take the hottest chick she can find to make out with in front of her grandmother. He's a rebel like that. Fortunately, he's known Jensen long enough now to know that some people's families are complicated and some people don't want to cut theirs out forever.

So instead of inciting a riot, he shrugs his shoulders. “I'll go.”

Genevieve laughs. “Right. That'll make it better.”

Jared shakes his head and looks at himself. “I can cover most of 'em.” She rolls her eyes. “Oh, come on. Let me be your beard.” It's such a stupid notion that he can't help laughing.

The thing is, it doesn't seem stupid in his head. It makes sense. His friend needs help. This is just what he does.

“Like Jensen would ever go for that.” It looks like she might be considering it but she's not quite convinced.

With a shrug, he stands and offers her a hand. “Ask him yourself. Come on.” Genevieve looks at his hand for a second before she takes it and rubs her other hand over her face again. “We're doin' a Japanese horror marathon. You can comfort him when he screams. He'll owe you.”

[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

*squee*

I seriously need this. OMG! I'm desperate for fun/happy fic.

*dusts off disclaimer sticky note* what ever entices your muse.

High School aged Brayden being jealous of a new skate prodigy who seems to be spending a lot of time with Jensen. Bray is not happy to be sharing his dad so he decides to rediscover his love of skating to get Jensen's attention back. Jared has to listen to Bray bitch about it.

*makes separate posts*

[nickgregfan.livejournal.com]

YES that first prompt is made of all KINDS of win.

psst....love your other prompts and want to see them filled as well, so run fast and make seperate posts for them. :D tehre can NEVER be enough disclaimer.

[nickgregfan.livejournal.com]

a death in jensen's family...can be a grandparent or cousin or something. The boys + brayden heads to texas and sees the extened for the first time in forever.

[nickgregfan.livejournal.com]

and by the way....HELL to the yes!!!!!! you so made my evening.

[naranga.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you'd want to go there, but Jared doing an "It Gets Better" video, or something similar? If you don't want to do that, just Jensen and Jared discussing those recent events, possibly even with Brayden.

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not entirely comfortable using the recent tragic suicides as a backdrop for fic, I'm going to skip this prompt for the time being. I may come back to it later, but please feel free to prompt something else.

I'm really sorry but I just can't do this one right now. I hope you understand.

[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

*crack!fic* Some famous designer like Tom Ford catches Slinging Ink becomes a Jared fanboy. The fanboy is harmless but Jensen gets all growly when these nice suits start showing up for Jared. Jensen totally reconsiders when he sees Jared in the clothes.

[plasticine-star.livejournal.com]

Everyone is at a Kane show and there is a fight and somehow Chad and Tom end up being arrested together. Jared and Jensen have to post bail but it takes a few hours. By the time they are finally out they seem to have bonded which scares the hell out of every single one of their friends.

[live-laugh-love.livejournal.com]

Jared finally breaks Jensen's steel willed control - aka someone realizes that Jensen is getting blown while he's talking to them.

[naranga.livejournal.com]

This is something I never consciously realized I wanted. Thank you. XD

[nickgregfan.livejournal.com]

A puppy named harley "finds" the J's, jensen is not impressed, jared is in love. just what WILL jared do to keep that puppy. (the dogs haven't been introduced right???)

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Sadie!

[mdlaw.livejournal.com]

Jared kidnaps Jensen and takes him for a bike ride to a secluded cabin. m

A Real Classy Couple 1/1

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

Jared has a giant truck and an impressive little sports car but if pushed to name his favorite vehicle, his bike is going to win every time. It's freedom and power and all of those other cliché metaphors that people use to describe the open road, not mention the fact that it looks fucking cool as shit.

He bought Jensen a bike for his birthday last year but it doesn't see nearly as much daylight as Jared's. It's a shame, one that Jared is determined to rectify.

When Jensen comes down the stairs on Thursday morning, eyes squinted and hands groping for the coffee pot, Jared pushes off the island and says, “You're not workin' this weekend.” Jensen turns, gulping coffee like a fish taking in water, but says nothing. “I called Tom and told him you were unavailable. Leave your phone on the counter and grab your bike keys.”

Jensen turns back to the pot and pours another cup, swallowing the first deep dreg before he says, “Good morning,” and goes back to drinking. He'll have to get through this cup and possibly one more before he's good for the day.

One of the first things that Jared learned about Jensen is that he doesn't really crack a smile before noon. Once in awhile, he'll smirk but that's about as close as anyone gets to anything resembling good humor. This morning, Jared doesn't care. He's too excited to wait for Jensen to feel like being human.

“The fuck is wrong with you?” Jensen asks, eyebrow shooting up when he finally finds his voice.

Jared rolls his eyes and crosses his arms over his chest. “Let's go, man. We're burning daylight.”

“For what?”

It's supposed to be a surprise but Jensen will be the pissy 'are we there yet' kid all the way up the coast if Jared doesn't fill him in before they leave. “I traded a client ink for a weekend in this cabin he has up in Napa. We're takin' the bikes and we're not thinking about work or anything else until Monday.” Jensen opens his mouth, probably to protest, but Jared just shakes his head. “Shut up. You're coming. Preferably soon.”

Jensen grumbles a little more but it's more on principle than anything since he does it the entire time he's showering and packing. “The fuck are we gonna do in wine country, man?”

Jared leans in the doorway and watches him throwing tee shirts into his bag. “I figure mostly fuck around the cabin. Maybe up against a tree in the woods.” Jensen growls and licks his lips in Jared's direction. “And I got an invite to a pretty exclusive tasting on Saturday afternoon.”

“You're such a rock star bad ass with your wine tasting,” Jensen huffs, zipping his bag and turning to grab his wallet from the dresser.

“Hey,” Jared defends, watching him flit around the room to collect his nail polish and fucking make up like he's got room to talk about bad ass. “I can be bad ass and still have a little culture, dickwad.”

“Oh, shut up. Last night, you laughed so hard during Family Guy, beer came out your nose,” Jensen reminds him, brushing his shoulder as he gives the room one last look and steps into the hall. “You're a real classy guy, Jay.”

“I hate you,” Jared says as they both fumble down the stairs.

At the bottom, Jensen turns suddenly and pulls Jared down for a seering kiss that steals a little of his breath. “I hate you, too,” he says with a smile when he pulls way.

Jared doesn't bother responding as he follows him and grabs his own bag from the island in the kitchen on his way out the back door. He doesn't really care if they never leave the cabin so long as he gets four uninterrupted days with Jensen.

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

One of them sick and being very stoic about it ( fever, flu ). Cue lots of care-taking Disclaimer style...

(thank you for this mem, btw, it is going to ROCK!!!)

Sleep It Off 1/1

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

It is a universal misconception that all men tend to act like giant babies when they're sick, exaggerating the coughs and the sneezing, walking around all slow and achey, whining all the time like they need their mothers to show up and nurse them back to health.

Jared prides himself on defying that stereotype. He feels like shit; his skin is burning up from the inside and his muscles are weeping every time he moves but he'll be damned if he's going to let anyone know it. He doesn't need a nurse and he doesn't wouldn't cry for his mommy even if he had one. Nobody needs to know that he's dying.

“You need to go home,” Sandy says from her place at the reception desk late Tuesday morning. Legs crossed, she swivels to meet his eye and looks every bit as scary as she always does. “I'm serious, Jared. I don't know who you think you're foolin', but you need to get your sick ass outta here.”

“I'm fine,” he insists, rubbing a hand over his face and punctuating his statement with a deep, rumbling cough. “Don't worry about me.”

She chuckles and shakes her head, glossy hair swinging around her shoulders. “Oh, I'm not worried about you. I have a date tomorrow, one that I've been waiting a long fucking time for, and if you make me sick, I will kill you myself. Also, I'm pretty sure your clients would appreciate you not breaking their skin while breathing flu germs all over them.”

Begrudgingly, Jared has to admit that she has a point. Standing, he grimaces a little bit at the way his muscles strain just to hold him up. “Alright, fine. Just.” He catches his lower lip between his teeth and looks around the room. “If Jensen comes down, don't tell him, okay?”

Sandy rolls her eyes and points to the back door without promising anything. “Get your ass outta here.”

Jared's not one to lie, especially not to Jensen, but the guy can be a pain in the ass when he's worried about something. He's worse when he's worried about Jared so it's easier to just keep him as in the dark as possible.

He makes it home and up the stairs, stripping out of his clothes as he goes. Brayden will be at school for another few hours and Jensen probably won't come home until after six. That should give him plenty of time to sleep this off and wake up feeling rested and somewhat better.

Except that when he stumbles into the bedroom Jensen is sitting on the edge of the bed with the television remote in his hand. Jared's nightstand is filled with a bowl of soup and bottles of juice, water, Powerade and Sprite. There are books and magazines on Jensen's side of the bed and three dvd cases on top of those.

“What's,” he starts sinking to the bed as the room starts to spin a little.

Jensen turns, rolls his eyes and tosses the remote onto the magazines. “Everything you need until I get home from work. Lay your ass down and don't move. I called the cleaning ladies to come disinfect the house, so if you need anything, call one of them to get it for you.”

“Sandy,” Jared starts to accuse but Jensen just rests his hands on his waist and stares at Jared. Jensen is very, very pretty. He could also be slightly delusional with this fever so he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't bother telling Jensen that.

“Dude, I share a fucking bed with you. I don't need Sandy to tell me when you're sick.” He seems more amused than offended or pissed off. On any other day, Jared would kick his ass for making fun of him but he just doesn't have the energy right now.

The sheets feel cool against his hot skin and Jared isn't sure he's going to have a choice to do anything but sleep. He's starting to drift when he feels Jensen's hand against his forehead. “I'm good, Mom. Thanks.”

Jensen presses a kiss to his jaw and then whispers, “Call me 'mom' again and watch what happens.”

The retort on his tongue probably isn't particularly witty so Jared figures he's lucky it just comes out like a big yawn. “Love you, Jen,” he mumbles, too wiped to filter the words.

He falls asleep pretty much right away but he's almost sure he hears Jensen whisper, “Love you, too, Jay,” before he fades away completely.

[nickgregfan.livejournal.com]

Jared's mindset the first time he see's jensen on the pipe.

[4everdestined.livejournal.com]

This one seems interesting.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

omg, so many options, how do I pick just one?

(I note: I still want to know about the dildo affectionately nicknamed Gigantor.)

I just had an idea and lost it. But feel free to write about Gigantor.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

I have remembered! But I cannot edit comments, so, another one:

One of Bray's friends (when he's an older teenager/college age) comes out, and has a HUGE crush on one of the guys, so is always hanging out and trying to propose threesomes and all of that kind of silly teenage crush crap.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

And just for kicks:

Someone tries to convince someone from the tattoo shop to be on Dancing with the Stars or one of those other celebrity reality shows.

[kskitten.livejournal.com]

YAY! I love Dancing with the Stars!!!! OMG, such a good idea. Any of them would do it on a dare, I think. Just depending on the stakes they raise.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

I dunno if this counts, but:

Another way Jared and Jensen could've met. (Like, if Chris hadn't taken Jensen to meet Steve, but Jared and Jensen ran into each other somewhere else.)