Disclaimer Master List

[raeschae]

Way back in the day, when I first started posting the first Disclaimer, anifsemaj taught me how to make a master list. Since Disclaimer is now a monster that devours half of my master list, I've decided to break them into two separate posts. Here you'll find all things Disclaimer. Check the other sticky post for all of my other fics!

All of the story links have been updated to take you to the dreamwidth posts, but the extras still link back to livejournal. Maybe I'll switch them over someday. ;)



Disclaimer: We Will Not Be Held Responsible . . .
Jared and Jensen are willing to do almost anything to help their friends. Almost. But what Chris is asking of them this time? It's the one thing they both swore they'd never do: Grow up. Rated R
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

Where I Want To Go (the Prequel)
In September '06, a skater walks into a tattoo parlor . . . the rest, as they say, is history. Rated R/NC-17
Part 1 | Part 2

Disclaimer: Sh*t Happens (the Sequel)
“Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.” -John Lennon, Beautiful Boy Rated R
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

A Very Disclaimer Christmas
Jensen hasn’t talked to his parents in 10 years. Now they’re coming to Santa Monica for a big, family Christmas. Which, of course, won’t be weird at all. Rated PG-13
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Time Stamps and OneShots
I'm Just a Kid
You know how Jared and Jensen felt about Brayden. This is a brief glimpse into Brayden's side of the story. Rated PG
Hey Man, Nice Shot
Jared can admit that he and Jensen need a distraction. But this isn't exactly what he had in mind. Rated PG-13
So That's What Friends Are For?
So a week ago, Jared let slip that something might have happened once upon a time between him and Chad. Jensen doesn't know why he really wants to know, but he really wants to know what went down that night. Rated PG-13
Geeked
Brayden's in love for the first time. The guys are actually kinda learning how to be parents. Sort of. Rated PG
Unrequited?
You know the story of Jared, Jensen, and Brayden. These are the other stories that were going on while they were blending into one big, happy family. Rated PG-13
Big Boy Bed
A new business venture stirs up issues Jared doesn't realize Jensen has. Rated PG
Like a Virgin
Convinced that he is now, at 16, a man, Brayden comes to collect on a deal he made awhile back with Jared. Unfortunately, his qualifications for manhood aren't exactly the same as Jared's. Rated PG
Falling in the Black
There are only two people in the world who mean everything to Jared. Now he may lose one of them. Rated PG
M(f).A.D.D.
Jared and Jensen have always treated Brayden like any other member of their crew. When he forces them to act like actual parents? They're none too thrilled. Rated PG-13
Snow Men
The Disclaimer crew’s take on Olympic snowboarding. (Wherein Jared is a tattoo god, Jensen is a boarder for life, and Brayden is a total fanboy.) Rated PG-13
Getaway
Hot, tattooed boys having hot, sweaty sex in the hot, Mexican sun. 'Nuff said. Rated NC-17
Trifecta
Chris/Danneel/Steve. It's not something they talk about. It just seems to keep happening. Rated NC-17
Just Skate
Jensen loves Jared, Brayden, their friends, and Ollie. But he lives for skating. A Jensen character study, of sorts. Rated PG
Look at Me Now
Brayden's not the same kid he was when he was uncerimonously dropped on the guys' doorstep five years ago. He's learned a lot, and forgotten more, but there is one thing in his crazy life that he knows won't change. Rated PG
You Can't Run Forever
Jared left Texas with no intention of ever returning, but when Texas comes looking for him, Jensen is left to deal with the aftermath. Rated PG-13
Celebration
It's Jared's 30th birthday, and Jensen plans the perfect party (and gift) to celebrate the occasion. Rated NC-17
Kings of Promise, written for live_laugh_love for Sweet Charity
When Jensen moved to California, he had no intention of ever returning to Texas. But a confluence of events leads to a vacation at his childhood home, and a stumbling trip down memory lane that he’d rather just forget. Rated R
Baby Daddy
Jared and Jensen are no strangers to four-letter words. But there's one that they never use, and don't quite know how to handle: Baby. Especially if it might be Brayden's. Rated PG-13
The Future Has Arrived
Jared and Brayden are deadlocked over Brayden's future plans, and Jensen is stuck playing referee. Rated PG
Sweet Dreams
Written for the schmoop_bingo prompt 'nightmare'
When Jensen has trouble sleeping, Jared struggles to figure out how to help him. Rated PG
Priorities
Jensen thinks he’s doing alright; he’s got a lot of successful business ventures, a hot boyfriend, and a cool kid. It takes a dangerous fight and a night in the ER to convince him it may be time to reevaluate his definition of ‘alright.’ Rated PG
TJ
After neglecting the important things in his life for way too long, Jensen takes a long weekend to make it up Jared. Rated NC-17
Disclaimer: The Final Chapter
For twelve years, Brayden has watched and emulated Jared and Jensen. Now he's starting to apply some of the things he's learned. Rated R


Comment Fic (Round 1) | Comment Fic (Round 2) |National Coming Out Day Comment Fic | Comment Fic (Round 3) | Holiday Comment Fic | Comment Fic (Round 4)
Random Disclaimer Comment Fics from reader prompts. Ratings Vary


Extras
Master Art Post
Plenty of tattooed!J2 pics here!

Disclaimer!Verse Sdtrks
Compiled by ldyghstwhisprer
Individual Jared and Jensen playlists for download.
(This is what I listen to while writing in this 'verse, and I highly recommend using it as background noise while reading, as well. Transports me to Santa Monica every single time!)

Where I Want to Go (The Disclaimer Prequel) Podfic
Disclaimer: We Will Not Be Held Responsible . . . Podfic
Disclaimer: Sh*t Happens Podfic
I'm Just a Kid Podfic
Read by yasmine32068
Posts include more awesome Disclaimer music, too.

Disclaimer Verse PDF
Compiled by mina_rox and ellyk29
Three options for downloading the complete verse (as of 03/26/10).

All of my other fic can now be found here.

Comments

[raeschae.livejournal.com]

It's interesting - the nature vs. nurture argument. Both of my parents are HUGE readers, too. So I don't know if it's genetic and they passed it on, or I just learned it from them. My brother is an English teacher, and my sister goes through books like water - but we all come from the same environment and the same gene pool . . .

And that is SO not the conversation you were looking for, I'm sure. Besides, it makes me sound far more educated and pretentious than I actually am, so . . .

[something-rare.livejournal.com]

No, actually I quite enjoy this. :)

I think it's a combination of both the genes and the environment, by the way. The seed might be in the heart but it needs nurturing to blossom.